Posts tagged the one that got away

One morning, while preparing a bagel made with free range chicken eggs, Onision began crying. He was bewildered, this wasn’t his normal crying session after sitting in his shower for six hours, this was random and out of the blue. He began thinking about Shiloh and how much SHE LIEDDD TO HIM and how much he DID NOTTTTHING WRRROOONGGG and he sobbed. He brought himself into his shower, turned on his audio player, and began gyrating to katy perry’s the one who got away. He then vomited on himself.