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One day young boy Onision went on a show called American Idol.

He started singing some song about how everyone betrayed him in this world.

The judges stared at him and went silent,unable to say anything.

They all pulled out cards that said “no”.

Onision ran off and screamed “YOU ARE TEARING ME APART”

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Onision and the one that got away

One morning, while preparing a bagel made with free range chicken eggs, Onision began crying. He was bewildered, this wasn’t his normal crying session after sitting in his shower for six hours, this was random and out of the blue. He began thinking about Shiloh and how much SHE LIEDDD TO HIM and how much he DID NOTTTTHING WRRROOONGGG and he sobbed. He brought himself into his shower, turned on his audio player, and began gyrating to katy perry’s the one who got away. He then vomited on himself.

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Onision and the cheese

One day Onision was working on some videos by the side of his home where he makes a lot of his videos. Onision felt a rumbling in his tumbly and he said to himself “boy I could go for a sammich right now”. He looked down at nibbles, his playful vegetarian pup, and said to him “ey boy wanna sammich” the dog looked up with his brown eyes and said yes  yes greg I would love one

there was a draumatic paws befoe they burst out laughing 

then they went inside and had some vegan cheese.

the end

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